Per the Holidays

My Wishlist:

• OPI nail polish
• the ability to speak Italian without having to make that face that people used to make at me in Spain when I thought they didnt like me but actually they were trying to understand what I was saying or that time one of Ana's friends was staring at my scalp and then I had to have the "new growth/ bantu knot out conversation" in Spanish which was really hard. Or, that face good ol' Benni made when jessica said to her, "no puede lavar mis ropas!" when the whole time she meant, "no, you don't have to wash my clothes," rather than "don't you touch my clothes, benni!" That face I imagine Benni made, that face.
• mittens that have fingerless gloves under them
• a plane ride, anywhere
• some place to where my cobalt blue coat  (i will wear it any where)
• wicked awesome employment, preferably that pays a living wage or repays student debt, or one that doesn't pay but propels me closer toward the dream realized
• to lol, the lol that makes me get out of my chair and walk around to experience the full hilarity of whatever was said, or the kind of lol where you really dont laugh out loud at all, just look at the person like, "yo, did you just say that," and they're like, "yeah, homie" and you're like, "that was mad funny, and they're like, "lol, i know right."
• a maintenance guide for my truck
• a yacht in Mallorca
• to embrace and be embraced by minded individuals, or individuals who have likable minds
• to rent a Range Rover and ride through some hippy town playing 1990s Jay-Z hits perhaps Volume 3, The Life and Times of S. Carter or, some southern rapper, whose, lyrics I censor while rapping aloud, being 100% whack and awesome at the same dang time. Or, maybe I would forego all of that for an S-Class Benz with tinted windows and Wayne Wonder, yes, Wayne. Wonder.
• black elastic headbands
• calmness of mind
• 1000 site visits to this blog
• and, world peace